Dear Santa,
So obviously you're not somewhere around because we don't have chimney in Thailand. If you're too drunk or too busy partying, that's ok. I never believe in you and I'll never will. I have came to my senses years ago that you won't be coming anytime soon.So I guess I'll have to make my dreams come true on my own. Who needs you anyway? You're just a homeless-looking guy with a weird costume. Did anyone bother to dress up as Santa Clause on Halloween? None! You're just an overweight guy who destroys children dreams! My parents are better than you! My dad dresses up as you every year, giving little kids sweets. Santa sucks! The only good think about holidays that we all agree on is that it's a freakin party time! December is probably the best time of the year to go out and get wasted. Christmas, after all, is the best excuse to miss school and stay hangover at home.
So fuck off while i'm getting dressed for my Christmas party,
the one that you're not invited.
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